Wale in 3 CITIES
Wale is coming through 3 major cities in our lovely country. Check him out @ Fortune sound club to start on Feb.23, Republic nightclub in Winnepeg on Feb.25 , & finally Tattoo Rock Parlour in Toronto on Mar.2. Big up to all the opening performers in all cities: Dj Marvel, Dj Hedspin, Dj Lonniece, Jon Smith, The Lytics, Dj Wristpect, and Mc Sir Lancelot.
Olympic Invitation
With the Opening Ceremony of the olympics only days away nike has graciously offer to host me for the final days of the games. If the invite has any foreshadowing to it I think I’ll be in for quite an amazing few days. I’ll be sure to post up some pics and recaps of the events.
FREE Guestlist to KEYS ‘N KRATES
Party people, pay close attention. This is an offer that only comes along to ALL of you once in a while. Fortune Sound Club is offering free guest list and no cover to Keys N Krates. All you have to do is email guest@fortunesoundclub.com with your full name +1 and KEYS N KRATES Livestock in the subject. Your List will be open untill 11pm, and believe us you want to be there early for this one!
Manly Bike For sale
Just got this in my email, another amazing craigslit post.
Bike for sale
What kind of bike? I don’t know, I’m not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you’re way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan’s mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying “FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME”.
The bike says Giant on the side because it’s referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way.
The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that’s bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you’re going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you’re probably a dickless lizard who doesn’t like to look intimidating.
The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you’re going to love this thing because it doesn’t try to penetrate your ass or anything.
I’ve topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you’re just a regular man you’ll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:
Gear 1 – Sissy Gear
Gear 2 – Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 – Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 – Boy Gear
Gear 5 – Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 – Manly Gear
Gear 7 – Big Muscles Gear
I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.
Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull’s testicles and tells people you don’t fuck around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves “Hey asshole, touch this bike and I’ll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four”.
Bike is for 150 OBO (and don’t give me no panzy prices)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html
THE FRESHEST KIDS PRESENT – WHAT THE F! CD
The Freshest Kids – Dj Seko, Rico Uno, Dj Marvel, and Dj Kutcorners are our friends, and they should be yours as well. These dudes rock the party like few others can. When you are in our beautiful city of Vancouver, be sure to check them out at one of their many notorious club nights. For the meantime, and the in between time, check out their new mix, which is full of goodies, including original remixes put together by the kids themselves. Download it, or grab a physical copy.
Olympic torch relay on West 4th ave
The Olympic Torch Relay will be running along West 4th Avenue on Thursday, February 11th, sometime between 7:00pm and 7:45pm. Come down to the neighborhood and check out this historic event for yourself!
